Don't Even Think About It
Spicy Standalone Romantic Comedy
Daisy Dexter Dobbs turns up the heat with this sexy, spicy-hot screwball romantic comedy!
After a grueling eighteen months of painstaking work and resolve, Mindy von Grettle is a hundred pounds lighter. The revamped stunner is so ready to exact revenge on her abusive, cheating ex she can taste it. Regrettably, the SOB drops dead of a heart attack, in the act of cheating on his new wife, robbing Mindy of her well-deserved retribution.
Paying her final disrespects at the funeral home, she meets a man so breathtaking she’s half-tempted to jump his bones right there in the mortuary. Unfortunately, once Mindy discovers vintner Archer Priest’s connection to the she-devil she caught in bed with her husband, Archer is taboo.
The man responsible for helping Mindy’s transformation from frump to fabulous, however, has other ideas. Her meddlesome boss and best friend, Leo, concocts a series of cringeworthy attempts at playing matchmaker, resulting in some hot, steamy, spicy consequences, as well as mortifying mishaps, misunderstandings, and an embarrassing masquerade.
Avowed chocoholic Mindy handles her upside-down life with as much grace and aplomb as possible…by attempting chocolatcide.
This steamy, spicy, laugh-out-loud, romantic comedy is a full-length standalone novel brimming with love, snappy banter, sexy inventive scenes that sizzle, and plenty of naughty words. Guaranteed happily ever after with no cliffhanger. A previous version of this novel was published as Absolutely Not (bestselling book and recipient of multiple awards). It’s been fully updated and rewritten.
After a grueling eighteen months of painstaking work and resolve, Mindy von Grettle is a hundred pounds lighter. The revamped stunner is so ready to exact revenge on her abusive, cheating ex she can taste it. Regrettably, the SOB drops dead of a heart attack, in the act of cheating on his new wife, robbing Mindy of her well-deserved retribution.
Paying her final disrespects at the funeral home, she meets a man so breathtaking she’s half-tempted to jump his bones right there in the mortuary. Unfortunately, once Mindy discovers vintner Archer Priest’s connection to the she-devil she caught in bed with her husband, Archer is taboo.
The man responsible for helping Mindy’s transformation from frump to fabulous, however, has other ideas. Her meddlesome boss and best friend, Leo, concocts a series of cringeworthy attempts at playing matchmaker, resulting in some hot, steamy, spicy consequences, as well as mortifying mishaps, misunderstandings, and an embarrassing masquerade.
Avowed chocoholic Mindy handles her upside-down life with as much grace and aplomb as possible…by attempting chocolatcide.
This steamy, spicy, laugh-out-loud, romantic comedy is a full-length standalone novel brimming with love, snappy banter, sexy inventive scenes that sizzle, and plenty of naughty words. Guaranteed happily ever after with no cliffhanger. A previous version of this novel was published as Absolutely Not (bestselling book and recipient of multiple awards). It’s been fully updated and rewritten.
What Readers and Reviewers are Saying
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“Don’t Even Think About It had me going from chuckling to out-loud-laughing throughout the entire book. Daisy Dexter Dobbs has a crazy sense of humor and I love that in an author. Mindy and Archer’s attempts to get together result in some funny, embarrassing, cringe-inducing situations thanks to their own antics and the interference of friends and family. Leo, whom I loved, Rolf, Big Jazz and Britney the husband stealer, added to the hilarity. A great read for anyone looking to brighten their day.” ~Joyfully Reviewed
“Brilliant! The characters are so well written, like Leo, the charming, meddling, matchmaking boss; Big Jazz, the blatantly bigoted cousin; and Britney, the skanky husband-stealing sister. The intimate scenes between Mindy and Archer are both hilarious and scorching off-the-charts hot. The witty, snappy dialogue, banter, and interaction between the cast of characters is unlike anything I’ve read before. This book was, in a word, phenomenal!” ~Kirsty, ARC recipient “How is it possible for steamy hot scenes to be scintillating yet so laughable at the same time? I don’t know, but Daisy Dexter Dobbs somehow manages to do it to perfection! A cloud of happiness hangs over each steamy escapade making you feel like you’re eating cotton candy while having the naked time of your life.” ~HEA-Forever “Though Mindy tries her best to not mess up in this new relationship it’s hysterical the situations she finds herself in. A gay funny Arnold Schwarzenegger wannabe, a boss who won’t stop matchmaking, and a tramp sister make great secondary characters. Not to mention the oh so delicious seductive chocolate chip cookie scene that you’ve so got to read. Loved it and can’t wait for another Daisy Dexter Dobbs book, for where there’s sex, passion and comedy, you know it will be a winner with Daisy.” ~Night Owl Reviews |